Greetings from the Bible Belt, where the arrival of your Thanksgiving Day newspaper means -- in addition to five pounds of Black Friday advertising inserts -- seeing headlines like "Local Tennessee players open their homes to teammates on Thanksgiving" and "Making Them Feel At Home: Knox Area cares for firefighters battling blazes in Tennessee."
I'd link to that second headline, the A1 banner, but The Knoxville News Sentinel team, for some reason, didn't put that story on the newspaper's website. Anyway, there is enough information there for you get the point, as everyone in this region prays for rain.
The big picture down there: Thanksgiving stories are about families getting together, helping people who are in need and, yes, lots and lots of food.
I get the impression that the basic mood is a little bit different today in Washington, D.C., where a quick survey of the Washington Post headlines yields:
"America: Be thankful you have something to complain about."
"How to prevent Thanksgiving Armageddon."
"How to survive Thanksgiving 2016."
Ah, the chattering classes. How would we know what to think and feel without them? But, hey, not everything is political in that newsroom. There are these offerings as well:
"What the label on your Thanksgiving turkey won’t tell you."
"11 strategies for getting through the holidays without weight gain."
"When you cook your worst at Thanksgiving, here’s how to recover with grace."
Finally, there is one actual feature to read, an "Inspired Life" feature with this headline: Can family trump Trump? How to survive political disagreements with relatives this Thanksgiving. This story is exactly what you think it would be, in keeping with the post-Election Day meltdown in elite Acela zone newsrooms: