Hold on for a wild ride because there's breaking news in San Francisco.
Believe it or not, the Roman Catholic archbishop of the City by the Bay is, apparently, Catholic.
You read it here first. No, I'm kidding. The San Francisco Chronicle actually broke the news:
The conservative Roman Catholic archbishop of San Francisco has developed a new document for Catholic high school faculty and staff clarifying that sex outside of marriage, homosexual relations, the viewing of pornography and masturbation are “gravely evil.”
Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone’s document applies to faculty and staff at four Catholic high schools: Riordan and Sacred Heart in San Francisco, Marin Catholic in Kentfield and Serra High School in San Mateo. It states that administrators, faculty and staff “affirm and believe” the controversial statements, which will be part of the faculty handbook.
So right away, the Chronicle makes clear that Cordileone is both "conservative" and making "controversial statements."
What makes the archbishop "conservative?" His "controversial" beliefs, apparently.

